WHERE THE SEEDS GROW

Pitahaya

This exotic marvel that we, at the dot com, present to you today has baffled our tongues, eyes, and soul for sporadic fortnights. Commonly known as the Dragonfruit, this Cambodian candy would seemingly fancy anyone’s palate with the appearance of fire and spice that only Khaleesi could bring.

We had searched this supple dusty flavored fruit for years only to be consistently saddened by the lack luster nature. From Barcelona to Bangkok, it fell. We attempted to avoid this review, hiding from our duty. For that we apologize and have failed you. It is the extreme disappointment of a crushed dream that could permit this desertion. Judging a book by its cover is indeed an impossible myth to bust.

The Dragonfruit is pink, green and red with excitement on the surface. However once peeled, the true boredom of grey pulp and fiber(ous) seeds will leave your anxious palate feeling like you licked a pallet.

All that aside, I’m sure Cambodia is a lovely place.

With love and adoration,
THE DOT COM TEAM

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A plantain

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This is OutRooibos!

Oxcord’s English Dictionary:

Expressory [ex-prәs-‘or-ee]

noun, verb, expressorize 

1: An item of clothing that’s sole purpose is accessorizing with expression. 

(playing racketball)

Myke: I don’t need goggles because of my dope expressory. 

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A Law Suit.

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Government officials are calling it ARMageddon. 

What is the favorite fast food restaurant of the Moroccan Monarchy?

Berber King

The Plum….OWOW

We feel like this fruit is very underrated. If insatiable thirst is your game, then the plum will be your final round competitor right up there with Valencia Orange Juice. Small but mighty, the Plum presents the tongue with beautiful levels of rejuvenation.

The first great feeling is the satisfying crunch that is very similar to a honey crisp apple. We find that the harder the plum, the more satisfying the rest of the day. If you don’t have a hard enough plum to begin with you might suffer from Postplumtum Depression. As great as this sweet juice is, the greatest/hidden treasure of the plum is by far the skin. This is where the plum is set well above apples. Instead of the scratching the apple peel cause, like a bearded face one day too long, the plum skin is fabulously tart. 

Fun Fact: Dried Plums are Prunes. Because of the negative connotation associated with prunes, the new marketing plan is to call them dried plums. It is rumored that in the early 20th century workers were short in Cali “Plumapalooza” fornia so 50 monkeys per forman were set loose to pick the prunes…..but they got hungry and who could blame them. Not use that’s for sure. 

Grab a Plum and Enjoy the Diem

In celebration of a new five year commitment to out of date blogging, dull/forced laughs, and sultry tees, the dot com is expanding. For the first time ever we are professionally endorsing and selling music. For the foreseeable future, you will be able to order/reserve SKYFOOT’s CD Eternal Bend via the T-Shirt order button. Check out this Montana native’s music here. 

Holla

de·ger·mine/diˈtərmin/

1. To asses whether something has been properly sanitized, i.e. de-germed