WHERE THE SEEDS GROW

What is the dress code for all attorneys?

A Law Suit.

Did you hear about the epidemic that is causing arms to go numb and then fall off?

Government officials are calling it ARMageddon. 

What is the favorite fast food restaurant of the Moroccan Monarchy?

Berber King

The Plum….OWOW

We feel like this fruit is very underrated. If insatiable thirst is your game, then the plum will be your final round competitor right up there with Valencia Orange Juice. Small but mighty, the Plum presents the tongue with beautiful levels of rejuvenation.

The first great feeling is the satisfying crunch that is very similar to a honey crisp apple. We find that the harder the plum, the more satisfying the rest of the day. If you don’t have a hard enough plum to begin with you might suffer from Postplumtum Depression. As great as this sweet juice is, the greatest/hidden treasure of the plum is by far the skin. This is where the plum is set well above apples. Instead of the scratching the apple peel cause, like a bearded face one day too long, the plum skin is fabulously tart. 

Fun Fact: Dried Plums are Prunes. Because of the negative connotation associated with prunes, the new marketing plan is to call them dried plums. It is rumored that in the early 20th century workers were short in Cali “Plumapalooza” fornia so 50 monkeys per forman were set loose to pick the prunes…..but they got hungry and who could blame them. Not use that’s for sure. 

Grab a Plum and Enjoy the Diem

In celebration of a new five year commitment to out of date blogging, dull/forced laughs, and sultry tees, the dot com is expanding. For the first time ever we are professionally endorsing and selling music. For the foreseeable future, you will be able to order/reserve SKYFOOT’s CD Eternal Bend via the T-Shirt order button. Check out this Montana native’s music here. 

Holla

de·ger·mine/diˈtərmin/

1. To asses whether something has been properly sanitized, i.e. de-germed 

Rolling Thunder-Rome (Romeing Thunder?)

By Christopher Cordingley

Published: October 20, 2011

(AP)Rome—The legendary cyclocross race brought to the good people of Montana by Grand Master Shaun Radley has gone global. This franchise of the social event of Missoula lacked the numbers and organization, but what it didn’t lack was the spirit of awesomeness that continually brings smiles to the pained faces of the racers. We anticipate the tomorrow night’s thunderous noise of cheers and jeers to roll around the world.

Ciao

This surprise to our morning has the dot com staff flustered. At first taste this mellon on Blythe, California tastes like garbage. Thoroughly upset with this truth, we persevered and we are happy to say that the flavor changes with each bite, while each bite offers facets of changing flavor.

Tip: To avoid telling like you’ve kissed Oscar the Grouch, squeeze a lemon over the melon. Then you’re kissing the frog prince.

Founding Fathers were OG because they were OD (Original Dandruffs).
Just look at those Rosies!
Don’t be embarrassed Georgie, Selsun Blue hadn’t been invented yet.