WHERE THE SEEDS GROW

April 2, 2014 7:54 pm
Oxcord’s English Dictionary

Hippochondriac 
/hīpoˈkändrē-ak/
Noun

1: A slender person who consistently asks if they appear obese. 

Myke: I don’t think I can wear my sleek onesie tonight, I’ve had seven nappetizers this week!

Skip: Don’t be a hippochondriac, you rock it.

Oxcord’s English Dictionary

Hippochondriac
/hīpoˈkändrē-ak/
Noun

1: A slender person who consistently asks if they appear obese.

Myke: I don’t think I can wear my sleek onesie tonight, I’ve had seven nappetizers this week!

Skip: Don’t be a hippochondriac, you rock it.

7:44 pm
Oxcord’s English Dictionary

Nappetizer \ˈna-pə-ˌtī-zər\
noun

1: A large or heavy meal that induces a sedation immediately. 
2: Brief sleep before a longer sleep. 

1: Ooffta, the JJ triple-decker country style bacon club sammy is a real nappetizer. 
2: I hate brushing my teeth after a nappetizer; the toothpaste incites my senses and hinders my sleeperations.

Oxcord’s English Dictionary

Nappetizer \ˈna-pə-ˌtī-zər\
noun

1: A large or heavy meal that induces a sedation immediately.
2: Brief sleep before a longer sleep.

1: Ooffta, the JJ triple-decker country style bacon club sammy is a real nappetizer.
2: I hate brushing my teeth after a nappetizer; the toothpaste incites my senses and hinders my sleeperations.

October 11, 2013 5:16 pm
Many people have been asking why there haven’t been any posts. We have been pondering the follow question:

If your mother buys regular tomatoes and leaves them to you in her will, do they become heirloom tomatoes?

Many people have been asking why there haven’t been any posts. We have been pondering the follow question:

If your mother buys regular tomatoes and leaves them to you in her will, do they become heirloom tomatoes?

May 21, 2013 10:07 am
Pitahaya 

This exotic marvel that we, at the dot com, present to you today has baffled our tongues, eyes, and soul for sporadic fortnights. Commonly known as the Dragonfruit, this Cambodian candy would seemingly fancy anyone’s palate with the appearance of fire and spice that only Khaleesi could bring. 

We had searched this supple dusty flavored fruit for years only to be consistently saddened by the lack luster nature. From Barcelona to Bangkok, it fell. We attempted to avoid this review, hiding from our duty. For that we apologize and have failed you. It is the extreme disappointment of a crushed dream that could permit this desertion. Judging a book by its cover is indeed an impossible myth to bust. 

The Dragonfruit is pink, green and red with excitement on the surface. However once peeled, the true boredom of grey pulp and fiber(ous) seeds will leave your anxious palate feeling like you licked a pallet. 

All that aside, I’m sure Cambodia is a lovely place. 

With love and adoration,
THE DOT COM TEAM

Pitahaya

This exotic marvel that we, at the dot com, present to you today has baffled our tongues, eyes, and soul for sporadic fortnights. Commonly known as the Dragonfruit, this Cambodian candy would seemingly fancy anyone’s palate with the appearance of fire and spice that only Khaleesi could bring.

We had searched this supple dusty flavored fruit for years only to be consistently saddened by the lack luster nature. From Barcelona to Bangkok, it fell. We attempted to avoid this review, hiding from our duty. For that we apologize and have failed you. It is the extreme disappointment of a crushed dream that could permit this desertion. Judging a book by its cover is indeed an impossible myth to bust.

The Dragonfruit is pink, green and red with excitement on the surface. However once peeled, the true boredom of grey pulp and fiber(ous) seeds will leave your anxious palate feeling like you licked a pallet.

All that aside, I’m sure Cambodia is a lovely place.

With love and adoration,
THE DOT COM TEAM

January 28, 2013 8:25 pm
What do you call an extra small Banana Republic t-shirt?


A plantain

What do you call an extra small Banana Republic t-shirt?


A plantain

December 24, 2012 10:48 am
What did the Queen say when she didn’t like the tea?


This is OutRooibos!

What did the Queen say when she didn’t like the tea?

This is OutRooibos!

10:43 am
Oxcord’s English Dictionary:

Expressory [ex-prәs-‘or-ee]
noun, verb, expressorize 
1: An item of clothing that’s sole purpose is accessorizing with expression. 
(playing racketball)
Myke: I don’t need goggles because of my dope expressory. 

Oxcord’s English Dictionary:

Expressory [ex-prәs-‘or-ee]

noun, verb, expressorize 

1: An item of clothing that’s sole purpose is accessorizing with expression. 

(playing racketball)

Myke: I don’t need goggles because of my dope expressory. 

May 15, 2012 4:54 pm
What is the dress code for all attorneys?

A Law Suit.

What is the dress code for all attorneys?

A Law Suit.

May 1, 2012 7:28 pm
Did you hear about the epidemic that is causing arms to go numb and then fall off?
Government officials are calling it ARMageddon. 

Did you hear about the epidemic that is causing arms to go numb and then fall off?

Government officials are calling it ARMageddon. 

April 11, 2012 11:13 pm
What is the favorite fast food restaurant of the Moroccan Monarchy?

Berber King

What is the favorite fast food restaurant of the Moroccan Monarchy?


Berber King